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Saturday, 15 July 2017

REVIEW: Logan (15)


"Yep, 17 years of playing Wolverine certainly takes it out of you!"
It’s been a whopping 17 or so years (most places are touting 2 decades to make it sound more impressive) since the first X-Men movie hit our screens and proved two major things. These are a) that it’s not just Marvel that can actually make a brilliant superhero movie and 2) that the casting agency are second to none. Wolverine and Professor X are two roles that Hugh Jackman and Patrick Stewart were born for, and they made a perfect pairing then (and still do) in what my girlfriend called Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine retirement movie.

Taking elements for a number of different genres and recent movies, Logan never quite sits with its predecessors nor the MCU. As I watched I saw numerous echoes of movies I’ve seen before over the last few years. Elements of Mad Max: Fury Road, Iron Man 3, Skyfall, Deadpool and more, this is not particularly original but for fans of the character Wolverine, there’s plenty to be chewing on.

An older Logan is now driving a limo for the pleasure of others and an ageing Professor X is holed up on an old factory ground. Being a base of sorts for both mutants, they have a third mutant Caliban (Stephen Merchant) whom looks after the area as best he can. Relationships are strained, but they get along adequately for their needs. As the last remaining mutants, Prof X, Wolvie and Caliban keep their heads down.

This is not the end though, as a reluctant Logan picks up a ride and it turns out to be a nurse, Gabriella, and her mute daughter, Laura. Newcomer actress Dafne Keen plays Laura superbly with a mix of innocent cuteness and angry chaos. But they are not all what they seem. As the story develops this R-rated movie (clearly following in the footsteps of Deadpool) garrottes, decapitates and f-bombs its way through action and road trip respectively to take the seemingly innocent Laura to North Dakota where she can meet up with some people just like her.

Logan is a perfect send off to conclude the run of movies that started at the beginning of the century. Of course, there is a point at which the actors who play these timeless characters will need to pass the baton on, and this movie was the perfect vehicle to do this. Jackman and Stewart end their involvement with just the right amount of nostalgia, emotion and storyline to reach a satisfying ending. However, the movie also suggests something more on the horizon which doesn’t spell the end for the X-Men universe.
"Logan with his new wheels"
Logan is nothing like the other movies, and, although there are a few uses of superpowers, these seem to be more of a hindrance than a help. Logan himself is left in a rather weakened state but is still lethal, however limps around and coughs and splutters like Leo DiCaprio after he has been attacked by the bear in The Revenant. Although I realise that this is to show weakness on the parts of the two main characters due to ageing and being generally tired, sometimes it can feel a bit too laboured. I wanted Logan to suddenly get a new wind and start to fight like the old Wolverine. Although there are some scenes which are amazingly choreographed and are suitably grisly for the fact we have a guy with razor-sharp claws attacking someone, most of the movie is seeing a grizzled, beaten up Wolverine who is a shadow of his former self.

In a nutshell, this movie is stripped back, bare and shows powerful characters with their weaknesses. Not unlike the movie Mr Holmes, these characters have definitely seen better days. More story and more thought is in this one, which is in direct contrast to the action packed, fly with the action movies we are used to. It is still a good send off for some of the most beloved X-Men characters, though... until the next time of course.

POPSCORE: 7.5/10

Sunday, 10 July 2016

REVIEW: Animalympics (U)

Hello everybody, I'm Keen Hacksaw...

With the Olympics just around the corner, I thought I would give you a review of one of my favourite childhood movies that WASN'T a Disney movie - Animalympics. Featuring music from 10cc's Graham Gouldman and voice talent from Billy Crystal, Gilda Ratner and The Simpson's stalwart Harry Shearer, Animalympics is an animation like no other. It's the late 1970's or possibly 1980 dependent on whether you look at when it was made or released, and it's the first ever Olympics for animals. Featuring all the sports you could shake a stick at, Animalympics is broadcast just like a sports channel, resplendent with the accompanying interviews, music, stings and presenters - and the sports themselves of course!

Whether it's Japanese gymnast Bruce Kwakimoto or whale swimmer Ohno No No, the animal characters are humorous and ironic - and sometimes bordering on distasteful - however, this is an example of it's time and some sequences are a bit dated in todays world of equal rights and political correctness.

There's plenty of music to listen to in this movie too - and some are rather catchy - I remember watching this as a kid and loved the musical number that correlated to crocodile sprinter, Bolt Jenkins. The commentary is humorous - much like the style done by Alan Partridge in the 90's satirical TV show The Day Today. Throughout the movie there are multiple stories to follow - not least the marathon that has favourites Rene Fromage and Kit Mambo fall in love as they are running.

The movie is great for kids and everyone will have their favourite entrant and is fun and funny - and works for adults too. If you cannot get enough of this summer of sport, why not go back to the 80's and check out the original Olympics for animals. They really should make a more modern version, but as they haven't this is a unique animal-ation (animation) that is a little different to the Disney and DreamWorks movies we are used to. Worth a watch.  

POPSCORE: 8/10

What am I talking about? Animalympics movie
Where can I find out more? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animalympics
If you liked this try: Oh this is difficult - closest I can think is TV series The Day Today (mainly the Alan Partridge sequences - though this may not be suitable for children) and a programme commissioned by the BBC called Animal Games (which I've also seen and is really quite good and educational)

Anything else?
The music is by Graham Gouldman - the bassist in chart topping 70's band, 10cc. They were famous for songs such as Dreadlock Holiday and Rubber Bullets.
The movie only features the voice acting of four people - three men and one lady.

Sunday, 13 March 2016

REVIEW: Deadpool (15)

After many, many debates on whether this movie would be made, Deadpool finally hits our screens and hits it does. Ryan Reynolds has stepped up to the plate twice now in his attempt to break into the superhero genre as a superhero himself. As well as featuring for Marvel in Blade II as Blade’s sidekick, his first real outing was actually as Deadpool in the luke-warmly received X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie. Although it was generally in the lower rated echelons of superhero movie opinions, the Deadpool portrayed there had his mouth sewn shut and was a complete waste of a character much loved by many. As if to rub salt into the wounds, or maybe take a distance from Marvel, Reynolds defected to DC to star in similarly panned Green Lantern which may have had a decent run as a franchise if it wasn’t so badly made and relied on too much CGI. Although Ryan Reynolds is a likeable guy and a great actor – he plays smarmy, arrogant or wisecracking as you require it. So he would be the ideal choice for Deadpool. But, he’s already had two strikes – this one needs to be the home run. And do you know what? It is!
 
This new Deadpool movie is all what you would expect from a movie and more and is full of blood, guts, gore and one liners. Some of the insults are both creative and zany, and with the inclusion of X-Men’s Colossus, it adds a flair to the proceedings. Poking fun at everything it can and highlighting it via quips and jokes about poo, death, blood and just about everything else, Deadpool is a Marvel movie unlike any other but also as you would expect.
 
Once again, as expected, this introduction to the character is an origin movie and charts the wise-cracking Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds) in flash back format from two-bit mercenary for hire to the Merc With the Mouth. The film slams straight into the action as Deadpool takes on a multitude of enemies and proceeds to tell backstory while doing it. Once up to date, Deadpool carries on from where we left off in the most basic story of revenge, but the quips, special FX and soundtrack (which includes some Wham! and Salt 'n' Pepa to name but two).
 
Even though it is a very different Marvel movie (the closest to it would most likely be something like a Blade movie or The Punisher) and not yet a part of MCU, all the hallmarks of a Marvel movie are there – ties to other movies (in this instance the X-Men) and, of course, Mr Stan Lee features as a cameo. With added self referential items – which without giving anything away do include said X-Men mentioned above among other things, this movie is all a Deadpool fan would want. With a strong supporting cast and a funky soundtrack to boot, strap in and enjoy the ride as Deadpool is your host on this Marvel’s version of Taken. It’s a great start to 2016’s bumper crop of superhero movies to come but it’s set the bar high.
 
Of course, you have to stay to the end of the credits because it’s a Marvel movie isn’t it?
 
Deadpool is out now at all good cinemas and it’s dead(pool) good.

POPSCORE: 9/10

What am I talking about? Deadpool movie
Where can I find out more? http://www.foxmovies.com/movies/deadpool
If you liked this try: Any of the other Marvel movies but especially Blade II, The Punisher and possibly the Daredevil (Netflix series), Ghost Rider and also the latest X-Men Movies but ...
DEFINITELY NOT X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE OR GREEN LANTERN!

Anything else?
Ryan Reynolds has been Deadpool before in X-men Origins: Wolverine and there is at least 3 sequences in the movie where he makes a reference or there is a reference to this.
Colossus, one of the X-Men, features in this movie.
This movie is not officially part of the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe) because, like the X-Men and Fantastic Four franchises, the movie rights currently belong to Fox.


Tuesday, 30 June 2015

REVIEW: San Andreas (12A)

This year seems to be the year of literally MIND-BLOWING special effects. Already we have had blockbusters such as Jurassic World, Age of Ultron and the forthcoming Ant-Man - all of which are challenging our minds and eyes to believe in the unbelievable.  Putting the capital D in Disaster Movie, The Rock (aka Dwayne Johnson) takes on the might of mother nature in the latest hi octane, blockbuster disaster movie San Andreas. Clearly influenced by modern disaster movies (read: 2012, Day After Tomorrow) with a little bit of science jiggery-pokery to make it all sound rather plausible, this movie is actually quite an enjoyable romp.

Dwayne Johnson plays a fire rescue pilot Ray, capable of flying most airborne vehicles (and the ability to dangle out of them). The film starts with a situation right away - pretty blonde girl veering her car off the road while trying to check her latest Facebook update or equivalent. Cue the fire rescue to come and attempt to rescue her. The special effects in the first 15 minutes are breath-taking - giving an almost POV shot of what the girl is experiencing tumbling to her doom down a ravine. Luckily a tree overhanging stops her fall 'til the authorities get there - and Mr J & his helicopter team come in for the rescue. of course they save her - and maybe that's a spoiler but that's just the first 15 minutes of the movie or so.

We find out more about Mr Fireman - hot daughter, estranged wife dating millionaire property developer (played by the guy who played Reed Richards in the 2000's Fantastic Four) and a very rocky set of relationships. For the most part this set up seems to be a bit of a short cut way of setting up a family unit in modern movies and, although we learn a little bit more of it, it completely pales into insignificance once the action starts. Meanwhile all this is going on, over in a university lab, Paul Giamatti as Professor Lawrence (that's his first name not surname I assume) develops an early warning system to detect earthquakes. When one goes off and kills his colleague Dr Kim Park, he discovers that his theories are correct and there are bigger things on the horizon (also bigger special effects budget by all accounts too). As the Western part of America is slowly subject to numerous earthquakes it's up to Ray to rescue his family and Lawrence to save the people.

This movie is actually quite good. It's action from start to finish and as a visceral disaster movie you really do get your money's worth. The Rock is carving out a fantastic acting career for himself - managing to distance himself from the wrestler/actor stereotype defined by so many of his contemporaries before him.   Where this film really shines is in the special effects and it really places you into the action. The intenseness (is that even a word?) of the action sequences will have you on the edge of your seat. I watched this in 2D but if there's a 3D version* and they did it well I would think this would be mind blowing. Yes, it's stupidly unrealistic at times and nearly every second one of the major characters is in mortal danger - but it's enjoyable.

Overall this film is good - there's only so much headway you can make in a disaster movie and we have seen it all before - but Dwayne Johnson is likeable enough to keep the story moving and there's enough action and destruction to keep ardent fans of the blockbuster/big budget special effects happy. if you want a mindless action movie with amazing special effects and don't want to think too much - this is your movie. Get the popcorn and settle down for some fun and excitement.

San Andreas is at the cinema now and is rated 12A.

POPSCORE: 8/10

What am I talking about? The movie San Andreas
Where can I find out more? http://www.sanandreasmovie.com/
If you like this try: Deep Impact, Volcano, 2012, The Day After Tomorrow

Anything else:

Kylie Minogue (yes, really) features in a scene in the movie.
This movie has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with Grand Theft Auto - though strangely, he steals a truck and gives it someone else in exchange of a plane. So maybe it has.

*When I was looking up the website address it says it is available in iMAX 3D. I may have to track this down - it would be one heck of a thrill ride!  

Sunday, 31 May 2015

REVIEW: MOVIEBLAST: Run All Night (15) & Pitch Perfect 2 (12A)

MOVIEBLAST:

RUN ALL NIGHT (15) is the latest action/thriller from legendary Irishman Liam Neeson. The premise is a little confusing but basically goes like this - Jimmy Conlon (Neeson) is an ex-criminal who is getting on with his life - and when his long time friend, Shawn Maguire, (not the actor/singer from Grange Hill)  is still in the game they are pretty much keeping apart. However, Shawn's son is still being sticky fingered and in a twist of fate, Conlon's son's life is threatened by Maguire's son. Conlon happens to be about so it comes down to a fire fight and Conlon kills Maguire's son. As you can probably imagine, this doesn't go down well in the Maguire household, so Shawn sends his entire contingent of henchmen and bruisers after the Conlon family. It's up to Jimmy to show them all who's boss in a mediocre action thriller.
Neeson is good as Conlon, but it seems that over recent years (thanks to Taken) that he is being stereotyped as a no-nonsense hard man who can take on small squads of ruffians dispensing justice as he sees fit. It's not a bad movie, really, but it's completely unoriginal and exactly like the others we've seen over recent years. Do what you want with it but it's like these movies have a certain formula they have to follow but they just never reach the dizzy heights of Taken. Overall, not bad but could be better.
POPSCORE: 6.5/10

PITCH PERFECT 2 (12A) is the sequel to 2012's acc-amazing Pitch Perfect. The Barden Bella's return as America's number one acapella group and start the movie at the top of their game.
Performing at the Lincoln Center in front of the President and on TV, they give it their all, until a slight mishap (read: wardrobe malfunction) occurs when Fat Amy (Rebel Wilson) is lowered from the ceiling on a ribbon and she gets a split in her rather eye-wateringly tight leggings. Unfortunately she forgot to include underwear, so she is exposed live on TV and in front of the president. Disgraced, they are sent home, and they end up being kicked off the acapella circuit. Meanwhile, Beca (Anna Kendrick) realises that her days at high school are numbered and is following her dream of becoming a producer - and when she gets a placement at a local studio with Snoop Dogg recording there, this is her chance of a lifetime. Meanwhile the rest of the Bella's have to earn the right to perform once more - but this time they have to win the international championships. Only thing is they have to face the emotionless powerhouse Das Sound Machine, a technically flawless German acapella  group that leaves other's in their wake. Can the Bella's do it?
The movie features an amazing soundtrack and lots of laughs and I really enjoyed this one. The actors assembles for the movie are all fabulous and Rebel Wilson is fantastic comic relief. I really enjoyed this, even more so that I'm a singer/songwriter. The acapella arrangements are great. Only thing is some of the jokes and content were a bit shocking - and I'm surprised they got away with it. But they did, and the film is good.
POPSCORE: 8.5/10

Wednesday, 15 April 2015

REVIEW: John Wick (15)

Mr Keanu Reeves is back on our screens after a number of mediocre movies - but is this one any better? Looking a lot more mature these days, Keanu is John Wick, an ex-assassin who has retired from that world and settled down with a beautiful wife and wants a peaceful life. However this all gets turned upside down when the son of his former employer, Iosef Tarasov, steals his classic car and kills his dog a few days after his wife dies.
Basically this is a revenge thriller over the killing of a puppy.
To sum up the movie in one sentence such as this would not do it justice though because, when all is said and done, it's not actually a bad movie. The first few moments define his really boring new life and I defy you not to fall in love with the adorable puppy. His wife is beautiful too, but both adorable characters are killed off within the first ten minutes of the film. After a brief Top Gear style rag around of his car on an airport runway (for no apparent reason) the movie knocks up a notch into the revenge movie territory where John Wick goes after the son of his former employer. We know nothing of this man at this point except a) he's cut up over his wife dying, b) he doesn't let his dog sleep on the bed and c) he makes a decent cup of coffee. When the ex-employer, Viggo Tarasov, finds out that his son has killed John Wick's dog, he merely goes "Oh" and hangs up. In this movie phone calls are very one sided. It pretty much puts the dampener on everything when he explains that John Wick is the man you call when you want to get the Bogeyman. Cue this very man going after this man's son and him too. In order to save his son from total annihilation (Wick's use of a gun is very good indeed - he doesn't waste bullets) he puts a bounty of $2million to anyone who can kill him. A few people step up to the plate (including the son who at his best runs through a night club in a towel screaming) to try and claim this bounty. Among them are Wick's friend, Marcus (Willem Dafoe) who agrees to kill him for this ransom but instead decides to put the sniper gun to good use to help him. There's also half a gangster squad and the very beautiful Ms Perkins (Agent of SHEILD's Adrianne Palicki) who goes to get him too. A few other famous faces pop up over the time including Ian McShane and John Leguizamo to round off quite a good talented cast. The story is good enough and some of the visuals are interesting to say the least. Subtitles that are in English when the gangsters speak (I believe it is a form of Russian) are scattered across the screen in different colours but are affected by what's on the screen. For example there's one scene where there's a sniper leaning against a slanted wall and the subtitles are slanted to reflect this. Also certain scenes in certain places are hues colourfully as if a lens or Instagram filter has been placed on the screen. Although it doesn't really detract from the movie, these  are little touches that give it a bit of character. The film itself is a generally dark thriller with some interesting fight scenes and gun toting.
Overall this movie is worth a watch - there are better movies out there, but it's good enough to keep you interested and pass the time.
John Wick is out now at all good cinemas in the UK and is actually out to buy if you are over in the US.

POPSCORE: 7.8/10

SECOND OPINION:
Clare came to see it with me and she says:

John Wick .............. very good, not excellent..... Keanu looking very fine! .............. rating = 8/10. :-) ;-) & let's not 4get Keanu was river phoenix's best friend! ; -) POPSCORE: 8/10 

What am I talking about? The movie John Wick
Where can I find out more? http://www.johnwickthemovie.com/
If you like this try: Taken (mainly the first one, but possible the second and third), The Equalizer (the Denzel movie), Run All Night, Constantine

Anything else?

It's Keanu Reeves' sixth time playing a role named John.

Monday, 23 March 2015

REVIEW: Wild Card (18)

Wild Card is the latest Jason Statham film to be released and sadly it's just like every other one I have seen - naked girls, guns and violence. There is a certain style Jason Statham has fallen into and is doing quite well in it - but the problem is is that it is now getting very formulaic. Having said that, this movie starts out with some promise.
Wild Card focusses on Statham's character Nick Wild, a sort of gun for hire who is in the protection business in Las Vegas. The story is so written that we do not get much in the way of exposition - in the first 15 minutes we see him portrayed as a complete A-hole only to find out a few minutes later it was all a rouse - and the character he seemed to have a fantastic relationship with is never seen again in the movie. There is not explanation of how he came to be in Las Vegas nor the reasoning behind his on going dream of owing a yacht. Meanwhile, Holly (who again is not really explained) is raped and beaten by a gang of three. Moaning Nick's name while in hospital (which had no bearing on the story at all) she phones him up to see if he can help him wreak revenge on the rapist and his likely lads. Initially Nick refuses but seems to fall under her spell due to their history (explained in one sentence - "you know all those things I said to you - it meant I love you") and helps her retaliate. Showing off his combat skills he takes down the men easily (even though at least two characters advise him against it) and she get to act out a squirm worthy sequence involving pruning shears and a man's sexy bits.
This sets the three men to go after Nick and in the meanwhile he is head hunted by a visiting rich kid who wants to learn to be brave from Nick himself. The story loses steam here and plods along and at this very moment there are at least two points that the film could have finished but didn't.
The cast is strong - there's some well known names here (like Anne Heche and Sofia Vergara) - that make up for the mediocre performance from Statham and his growly voice and impressive fighting skills. Stanley Tucci is name dropped in the credits at the beginning but you have to wait 8/10ths of the movie to see his 2 minute performance and steals the scene for all the time he is in it. Statham is good enough to keep you looking at the screen but only just. The fighting scenes are fantastically choreographed, realistic and bloody and are one of the films best features.  
While watching the movie I followed it okay, but now I'm trying to relay the story back to you it is very difficult to do because I'm now thinking about it and some of it was not explained. But I think that sums up this movie - if you lay back and let it happen it will be one of those movies that will fill the time one boring evening or a good one for the lads to come round and watch with a takeaway where you don't have to think about anything.
Wild Card is out at all good cinemas now.
 
POPSCORE: 6.8/10
 
SECOND OPINIONClaire came to see this with me and initially thought the first quarter of the movie looked promising but then lost it a bit throughout the rest of the movie. She had a very good point about the story being a bit slow and a bit hit and miss. Although the fight choreography was great, it seemed that was the part that the creators put the most work into. The story was clearly secondary and left many questions unanswered. - POPSCORE: 5-6/10
 
What am I talking about? Wild Card movie
Where do I find out more? Check it out on IMDB - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2231253/
If you liked this, try - The Transporter, Crank, The Mechanic, any other Jason Statham movie really.

Friday, 20 February 2015

REVIEW: Project Almanac (12A)

You know I had never hear of an almanac before Back To The Future; and with the exception of a few visits to a newsagents every so often, it's not a word, or a tome, that I'm familair with. Still, the movie has been named after such a wordy piece of literature. The film is shot in the love-it-or-loathe-it style of being recorded on a video camera by one of the characters at a time. The film is a cautionary time travel tale based around some young science boffins who find blue prints for a time machine device. Naturally they go back in time to do great things - if you think great things are winning the lottery by getting the numbers before they come out, going to sold out music festivals and to woo the girl of your dreams. It's all going swimmingly until they find that even the most smallest change can make a big ripple in the time continuum.
The Michael Bay produced, MTV film, is a product of contemporary film making - doing the whole amateur video camera thing (aka found footage) is getting a bit old now, but it seems to work for this film, even if some of the camera work is frustrating. A lot of the time the characters hold the camera in stupid positions so sometimes it really awkward to see what's going on and have to rely on the speech of the characters to help out.
It a thought provoking story and the acting isn't too bad - it's a typically trendy movie - even though these guys are nerds, they are still like extras from a boy band and all the girls are perfectly made up and pretty - even though one of them is supposed to be bullied at school and plain. Still, the story more than makes up for this and does bring up some salient questions - what would you do with a time machine?
There's a lot of movies that do this wobbly camcorder recording (I'm looking at you Chronicle and Cloverfield and Paranormal Activity: Marked Ones). However a lot of the time it's annoying and falls flat - Chronicle had so much potential but it lost the ball many times - and Marked Ones was just as bad. In a way, this has this legacy, but I thought this movie was good enough to be watchable and to be honest I enjoyed it. I'm not sure if it would have worked in a traditional sense, and I guess this is to time travel movies what Cloverfield is for monster movies, or what Chronicle is to superhero movies.
Overall a good attempt at an original time travel movie, immediatley watchable, but also makes you think.
Project Almanac is out this Friday, 20th February 2015 at all good cinemas.

POPSCORE: 7/10

What is it? Michael Bay produced movie, Project Alamanac
Where do I find out more? http://www.projectalmanac.com/
If you liked this try - Chronicle, Cloverfield, Paranormal Activity: Marked Ones, Super 8

Wednesday, 18 February 2015

REVIEW:Jupiter Ascending (12A)

So, I've aired my views on more than one occasion that this movie has been advertised and delayed for so long. So what gives? Is it Star Wars or Star Bores? Let's find out shall we?
The Washowski's directed the much acclaimed The Matrix - a mind-bending sci fi masterpiece that required you to watch it about 5 times to get the undercurrents and story down on pat. The first viewing blew you away with ground breaking special effects (that have oft been imitated since), cyber-goth attire and of course, the sliding Nokia phones.
They were really cool back in the day, honest.
Jupiter Ascending (I keep wanting to call it Jupiter Rises for some reason), is based around the main character Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis).  Jupiter Jones, who sounds like an alterego for a superhero, is more of a Cinerella type character who cleans toilets and does menial housework chores as a job. She also apparently hates her life as a caretaker. One day she helps an acquaintance (I actually believe it is someone she works for) to choose a dress for her date with some hot shot millionaire and goes to the walk in cupboard to select one for her. As she does so some aliens (best described as little green men) attack her and try to kill her. Jupiter hides and takes photos on her Apple iPhone (tm). Meanwhile she has her eye on a telescope on eBay (tm) and would really like it but it is $3,999. So she pops off, on the advice of her rather crazy cousin, to donate her eggs to a place that pays for them so she can get a telescope and her cousin something that is, no less, an Xbox One (tm). She attends under the guise of the lady she was choosing the dress for. Attending the aforementioned clinic she "captured" by the doctors who turn out to be aliens. As she's about to be brutally murdered by them, some alien dude by the name of Caine Wise (Channing Tatum) comes whisking in guns ablazing and saves her. Previous to this all Jupiter knew was copious amounts of product placement in her world and that her world is pretty much the same as ours. Then, 30 or so minutes later,  she finds out (as do we) that everyone thinks she is a reincarnated Queen of the universe and owns Earth. Humans are not alone and there are other species out there - which all look like they have raided Lady Gaga's wardrobe.  Naturally cue some massive space battles, dizzyingly large set pieces and lots of aliens that like shooting each other and a welcome appearance by Sean Bean as soldier Stinger who has an unhealthy obsession with bees.
Will the queen take her rightful place in the universe or will the bad guys win?
The film itself - from a special effects standpoint - is awesome. The set pieces, the spacecraft and creativity of the world is immense. I saw this movie in 2d and wished I'd have seen it in 3d. The whole feel is very reminiscent of other movies and so too is the story and characters. And I think this is where it lets itself down. The world is rich and diverse and it could be so developed into a franchise. However there's a lot of issues it would need to resolve before it became the next Star Wars.
Jupiter herself is quite a feisty character and I'm really embarrassed to say this but Mila Kunis is so pretty that she is quite enchanting on the screen. But that's about as far as it goes for her character. Jupiter herself seemed a very weak character in comparison to others - they could have done so much more than making her the damsel in distress. The two most violent things she did was throw (and smash) an intergalactic version of an iPad (tm) on the floor and kick some bloke in the crotch. Other than that she spends the rest of the runtime of the movie talking, walking and running away from stuff. I felt she could have been used more than just something for Caine to save every five minutes. In this way it felt like it would if they made a Dr Who movie that was focussed on the companion and the Doctor appears every now and then to save them.
Channing Tatum is the serious bad-ass character for the girls to swoon over but makes it clear that he is a hyprid of wolf and human. Jupiter falls for him; so here we have a girl swooning over a wolf man - where have we heard that before? There's also another pale alien prince who wants to marry her - and these aliens keep young by using essence of humans that they harvest on Earth. Jupiter makes a reference to them being vampires and they reply that they are kind of in a way. Hello, Twilight!  There is also a Flash Gordon (remember that movie?) style wedding that almost occurs as well! I've already mentioned her being a toilet cleaner and caretaker who happens to be an heir to royalty - Hello, Cinderella!
Eddie Redmaye's turn as the psychopathic bad guy is right out of Voldemort's guide to acting - I was expecting him to go on about the boy who lived and how much he hated Dumbledore!
Some of the music and places they visited looked right out of Star Wars, even to the point that my brother leaned over to me and said, "Are they visiting Coruscant?"
Some of the actions sequences were breathtakingly fast and spectacular - I am really not sure if it was because I was in the first row of the cinema or that these action sequences were really fast and blurry - similar to Transformers when things were all happening with completely loose camera shots. It was dizzying and spectacular but I didn't know what was happening and only got my head back when everything stopped and the characters took a break for some much needed dialogue.  
The movie itself though is not that bad - I had a few grumbles outlined above, but generally it's quite watchable. I think the lack of originality in the story is apparent, but the world in which it is carried out is fascinating, but it just doesn't go any further than the main characters.  There is so much scope for a franchise on this, but I think the Washowski's slightly missed the mark. Even so, I have to say I did quite like it and it was no where near as bad as I feared.
If you like Sci Fi you will like this - but it's nothing you haven't seen before, and I think that's where it is a let down. It's the starter of the meal before you get to the signature dish that is Star Wars in December. We need some good space sci fi movies and this will do for now until the much anticipated Star Wars will come and show them how it's done. I think the 3d version would come across much better than the 2d version I saw. Still, it's worth checking out if you want to see a special effects extravaganza in space.
Jupiter Ascending is out at all good cinemas now.
 
POPSCORE: 7/10
 
SECOND OPINION: Mark came to see this with me and didn't think the same as me; but he thought the story was very weak too - POPSCORE: 6/10

ANOTHER OPINIONClare came to see this with me and gave it a respectable - POPSCORE: 7/10
 
What am I talking about? Jupiter Ascending movie
Where do I find out more? www.jupiterascending.com
If you liked this, try - The Matrix movies, Titan AE, Guardians Of The Galaxy, Star Wars movies, Serenity

Tuesday, 10 February 2015

REVIEW: Big Hero 6 (PG)

Disney has been very hitty or missy this past decade. People always harp back to The Lion King or The Little Mermaid when musical songs and adventure went hand in hand. It wasn't until Frozen that people 'let it go' (oh dear, sorry I couldn't resist) and the House of Mouse was back on top again. Although the previous films weren't too bad before that movie, Frozen elevated them to the top of their game again. So, with that under their belts and the best song since the tribal chanting at the start of The Lion King, how the heck can they follow this up? And, more importantly, is it any good?
 
Well, my friends, I can tell you - yes they did follow it up and yes it's good, damned good.
 
Another Disney Princess movie was not on the cards here - I don't think Frozen has ran it's course just yet, and, with Cinderella (and the rumoured Frozen short before it) on the horizon, there was no room for that here. Similarly with musical numbers - let's face it, Let It Go is a song that comes along once in a decade to blow you away. Like it or loathe it, it's a classic now and really catchy.
 
Instead Disney have plumped straight into the action/adventure movie with superheroes and went that way instead - and it's paid off. It's basically a watered down Avengers Assemble with a bunch of geeky kids saving the world with an inflatable robot. Think of the missing link between Enid Blyton's  The Famous Five and The Secret Seven but with technology. There, you've got it!
 
Hiro is the erm, hero, of the film and is a young boy (stated as 13 year old a couple of times in the movie) who is going a bit off the rails in the aptly named San Frantokyo. He has build a cute little robot which looks like a metallic teddy bear specifically to take down robots in a Robofight - an underground movement a bit like Robot Wars but with betting. However it's cute face turns around and turns into a red angry face when it attacks the other robots and zips around like Yoda in Attack of the Clones, and, like Yoda, beats the opposition easily.  
 
Tadashi, his older brother, sees potential in him and tries to get him to do something useful with his life rather than spend it gambling and fighting robots. He takes him to a robotics lab where he is studying and tried to convince Hiro that he could get in this much coveted university and also meets Tadashi's uni mates who have crazy names - GoGo, Wasabi, Honey Lemon, and Fred. At least they are easier to pronounce than Lord of the Rings characters though! They also cover just about every different facet of equality and diversity too - you have the well built black guy, the ginger geek, the moody black haired goth girl with the purple streaks and the rich boy jock who is easily amused and comes across as the least intelligent in the group. Hiro is the Wesley Crusher of the group as he is the genius robotics master - even though he is 13.  Tadashi is the creator of Baymax, a large rotund inflatable robot build for the purpose of being a surrogate nurse/doctor to help people with medical issues and problems.
 
Tadashi eventually convinces Hiro to go for an audition to join the robotics lab and comes up with some nanobots which can combine to build bridges and do cool stuff - if you have a headpiece to control them with your mind. Lots of people find this interesting and some guy with a big nose and a suit comes over to try and buy it off him but Hiro says no.
 
Not long after there is a fire at university and Tadashi enters the burning building to save one of the teachers, and explosion occurs and kills Tadashi, leaving Baymax in the care of Hiro and him without a brother. Hiro befriends Baymax and as a kind of sentient being, Baymax becomes a great companion for Hiro. One night he finds the one nanobot he had in his pocket is jiggling around and asks Baymax to find where it wants to go - and leads them to an ominous warehouse. After some brief comic relief they are attacked by a masked man using the power of the nanobots to terrorise them and to get what he wants. Hiro goes back to the robotics lab team and convinces them to suit up - and designs weapons and equipment to help them fight this masked man. He even upgrades Baymax from a cute inflatable creature to what I could best describe as an overweight Iron Man. Imagine the Stay Puft Marshmallow man in an Iron Man suit and you are pretty much there.
 
The film is great, no doubt about that. There's plenty of action, the soundtrack is fab and you can feel the influence of Marvel on it. It's an exciting adventure of epic proportions and all the characters are likeable, especially Baymax who, although has no real facial expression still somehow manages to make you feel. There's sad moments, happy moments and some great one liners too. I would wholeheartedly recommend this film and its great for kids too.
 
And, it's based on a Marvel comic - so you know what happens at the end of Marvel movies don't you? It might be worth staying until the end of the credits.
 
POPSCORE:               9/10
 
What is it? Big Hero 6 is out now at all good cinemas
Where can I find out more? http://www.disney.co.uk/big-hero-6
 
If you liked this try... any of the MCU Iron Man movies,  Avengers Assemble (2012)

Anything else?
The song as the credits roll is Fall Out Boy - Immortals.
This film is based on a Marvel comic of the same name.
It is Disney's 54th Classic.
 

Monday, 9 February 2015

REVIEW: Gone Girl (18)

Gone Girl is based on the bestselling novel, erm, Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn and is all about a perfect couple. So perfect in fact that when the wife goes missing after an argument on the morning of their fifth wedding anniversary, all the evidence points to kidnap, murder... and the husband. Amy Dunne (Rosamund Pike) is the wife of Nick Dunne (Ben Affleck) who plays the titular character that disappears on the morning of their fifth anniversary. However, both as intelligent as one another, Amy has left clues for Nick to follow as she has done on their anniversary every year. The police are called when Nick realises that she is not coming home, and this set up events that he has to negotiate to prove his innocence. Thing is, though, is he? As time ticks away and the police find more evidence – Nick Dunne is under the spotlight. As the days pass, even the media get involved with everyone from neighbours to chat show hosts trying to prove that this man killed his wife.
This film is a fantastic thriller, with more twists and turns than a country road in rural England, and the strong cast – both main and supporting, have an intensity that keeps you watching. Affleck’s Nick Dunne is smarmy and arrogant enough to dislike, but all his flaws are apparent and therefore has a strange endearing quality about him. Even when he drops a few clangers here and there, and he shows his character warts and all, the film doesn’t give you enough to definitely say that he is innocent or not. The beautiful “Amazing Amy” is another great character who is certainly as strong as her husband is but in a different way.
The problem with Gone Girl is that although it’s a treat to watch how the web of lies, miscalculations and things go on but if I said anything past the first quarter of the movie I would probably spoil it for you. The film starts at one point and ends at another – and it just keeps twisting and turning like a snake. I really enjoyed this one and I recommend it if you like thrillers, mysteries or a really well acted and written drama. The big question is -  Did Nick Dunne Kill His Wife?
 
POPSCORE:               8/10
 
What is it? Gone Girl movie, out now on Blu Ray, DVD and download

Thursday, 29 January 2015

REVIEW: Kingsman : The Secret Service (15)

In 2015, the day of baddies dressed in garish colours plotting to rule the world has but all been forgotten. It's been a long time since the big bad guy captured the hero, plonked him in a certain death trap that was impossible to escape and then proceeded to tell the hero his intricate world domination plans. It's been a long, long time since the hero conveniently escapes from certain death and foils the megalomaniac bad guy at the last minute.  Here you have the old school spy movie.
Nowadays in the name of Bond and Bourne, they are gritty realistic heroes and fight dirty, drink from the bottle and are injured, scarred and mentally affected - but still get the girl and save the world. Here you have the modern day, nu skool version.
It's a dangerous thing to look back at those old movies and attempt to recreate them because I believe they were a product of the time. This has tried to be done with Mortdecai, the recent release starring Johnny Depp and Gwyneth Paltrow, and from what I've heard it didn't work out too well. However, I still have yet to see the movie and refrain from making any judgement of it until I have seen it. The last time it was done well was Mike Myers' Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery - and that was a spoof; a parody if you will.
So where does that leave Kingsman? Well they certainly pay homage to the Bond's of old (as well as a number of other spy shows and movies) but put a spin on it to make it very contemporary. Although there are a couple of nods to these movies and films, as they clearly state in the movie - it's not one of those type of movies. 
The movie starts with a fantastic credit sequence which brings us to some dusty desert where Galahad (Colin Firth) is quizzing a terrorist with his elite spy team. One of the team realises that the terrorist has a bomb strapped to his chest and jumps on top of him - shielding the blast from his teammates. Both the spy and terrorist die, but Galahad survives and escapes with his team. Cut to a small boy and his mother and Galahad visiting them. As the film moves on we realise that the spy killed in action is the father of the main character Gary Unwin (Taron Egerton) who's nickname is Eggsy and is referred to as such through the whole film. Galahad hands Eggsy's mother a trinket which she declines and instead gives it to Eggsy. The trinket is a necklace with a phone number on the back. Galahad says he owes the family a favour since his father saved him and the team, and will return the favour.
We find that Galahad is actually a Kingsman - who are all named after the Knights of the Round Table and his real name is Harry Hart. The boss of the Kingsman spies is codenamed Arthur (Michael Caine) and they are elite secret agents who serve and protect Queen and country.
One day, when he is older, Eggsy finds himself heading to prison as his life wasn't going too good. Mum has moved on from Dad and is in an abusive relationship with an alcoholic step father and even worse step brothers.  Then he takes someone elses car for a joyride and is arrested. He phones the number on the necklace he has been wearing for the last few years and gets off scott free. Meanwhile there is a vacancy in the Kingsmen as spy Lancelot was killed by a mysterious lady with blades for feet when he was trying to save a university professor (Star Wars' Mark Hamill) who had been kidnapped.
Cue Galahad appearing to recruit Eggsy for the Kingsman ranks - resplendent in a bulletproof suit, guns, grenades - and an umbrella. Blade lady is working for Richmond Valentine, an evil computer billionaire bent on taking over the world. Samuel L. Jackson makes a welcome appearance as the garishly dressed colour-coded villain who is more a genius than  a soldier.
The movie is well made with a good turn from all the acting talent that has been employed within the movie. Special effects are spot on and the soundtrack and cinematography is great too. Firth is brilliant in the role of the John Steed-esque Galahad and little known actor Egerton plays the chav Eggsy and the Kingsman Eggsy remarkably well - though when he was wearing glasses for some scenes didn't fit quite right with me.
The movie itself moves along at a great pace and is well written. The dialogue is suitably contemporary and there is a notable shift in dialogue from when Eggsy and his contemporaries are talking in their West End council estate to the RP and suaveness of the Kingsman spies.
I really enjoyed this film, as I love my Bond movies, but I think anyone who likes a good action adventure would love this too. The only real issue is that it has an awful lot of swearing in it - it's reflective of real life and gives it that little bit of kudos, but if younger viewers will be watching then it may not be suitable for them - discretion advised.
I recommend to go and see this - it's an old school spy movie with nu skool values and is very entertaining to boot. Kingsman : The Secret Service is out now and is rated 15.

POPSCORE:  8/10
 
 
What am I talking about? Kingsman: The Secret Service movie
How do I find out more? http://www.kingsmanmovie.com/
If you liked this try... Mortdecai (2015), any James Bond movie pre-Daniel Craig, any of the Austin Powers movies, The Avengers (60's TV series but please avoid the 90's movie!)

Anything else?
The song as the credits roll is TAKE THAT - GET READY FOR IT which is out on single now and features on their latest album III. This is their third soundtrack song in recent memory. They also had tracks for two other recent movies - LOVE LOVE for X-Men: First Class and, of course, RULE THE WORLD for Stardust.